The Australian Route Register

Coolum Cave

Crag:

QLD
- South East Queensland
- 04 - Sunshine Coast and Surrounds
- Mt Coolum

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Description:	Steep, shady, dry, slopy, pumpy and plenty of knee bar opportunity. It's got everything. The east facing cave offers some of the steepest and hardest sport climbing in the State, with a little bit more potential for those with the right engineering skills. Has quickly become the prime summer crag in SE QLD. First developed in the early 90's, the cave had less than 10 routes for many years as the rest just looked impossible. Classics like Screaming Insanity, Yoink and Fruit Bat were considered futuristic (but are now trade routes). In early 2000, Lee Cujes, Matt Eaton & Frey Yule brought a new wave of interest after creating a few new lines (Knee Bar, Evil, Full Metal). Active climbers like J.J. O'Brien, Ross Ferguson, Gareth Llewellin, Matt Schimke & Phil Box have also recently contributed to development. JUST SHOW UP ANY SUNDAY for the regular session.
Location:	One and a half hours (130 km) north of Brisbane. Up the Bruce Highway. Exit L and under after the Ettamogah Pub onto the Sunshine Coast Motorway. Nearing Mooloolaba, take the Noosa exit (not Mooloolaba), pass over the Maroochy river (first sight of the mountain on the bridge). Take the airport exit and keep going straight toward the coast. After the IGA turn L on Quarry Rd, one street before Hyatt Coolum. Follow your nose and park in the main National Park car park. There are two track options to get to the cliff. The best (which avoids an obvious looking 'climbers trail' appearing on the general tourist track) is the separate trail from the tourists (see red line in the overview topo below). Head to the southern end of carpark and follow the fire trail South. After about 200m a narrow track breaks off R, follow this up to an old road then veer left into the quarry. Keep going uphill, the tracks lead up to the huge cave on the South East side (quite well worn, 10 minutes tops). The blue line in the overview topo indicates the tourist track to the summit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PLEASE RESPECT THE ACCESS RULES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (as negotiated with Ranger ) : # No new routes outside the cave (bolted or otherwise) # No routes up though the area where the falcons are. # Minimize impact and presence. # Continue to clean up our mess and the mess of others. # No building steps of paths. # Clean holds with a brush after use

Rock:		Walk:	5-15 mins
Wet Weather:	Bone Dry
Kid friendly:	Yes	Author:	nmonteith

Issues

Rebolting required	Cleared For Takeoff	route	maintenance	funded	2009-02-10
Rebolting required	Beer, Boobs And Jerky	route	maintenance	funded	2009-02-10
Old anchor removal	Hung Like A Fruit Bat	route	maintenance	waiting	2009-02-10
Rebolting required	Screaming Insanity	route	maintenance	funded	2009-02-10
Bad bolt removal	Evil Wears No Pants	route	maintenance	waiting	2009-02-10

Map One

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Map One

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Routes

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1 :	Ultraviolet	15m	25	7 bolts Lower-off
	Accessed by climbing RA or FIHP. Traverse all the way L to belay. Up from here. Increasingly exciting moves, in one of the best positions at the cave!
FA: J.J. O'Brien - 2008-00-00

2 :	Drums Not Guns	20m	26	8 bolts Lower-off
	Crazy features up this steep wall have made this climb an amazing looking route. Joins Black Leather near the top.
FA: Frey Yule - 2008-00-00

3 :	Relative Affection	18m	23	7 bolts Lower-off
	Start at the left end of the cave where the trail disappears steeply down into jungley vines. Stick-clip start, monkey work straight off the ground then some slopey weirdness. Abseil/lower off. 7 fixed hangers. There's a couple of experimental bolts 2-3m L of this line ... they never gestated into a proper route.
FA: J.J. O'Brien, Ambor Collins - 2006-00-00

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J.J. on Ultraviolet, Photo Phil Box

4 :	Black Leather Dungarees	20m	26	11 bolts Lower-off
	Start at RA's anchor. Steep stuff straight above the belay. Traverse L under roof to wacky slab and a rest above. Huge jugs and horns comprise the final third. 11 U-bolts to DUBB. Second to clean. Rope length warning: It is more than 30m from anchor to ground. Suggestion: leader lowers, rope toss to pull back to belay, second to clean, lower second to ground, pull rope to start belay, rap off.
FA: Lee Cujes, JJ O'Brien - 2007-04-15

	Slap that Belly - verified	V5
	Start under the overhanging arete left of Friends in high places. The obvious series of slopers lead to a tricky exit. Best to top rope from Friends in high places anchor.
FA: Etienne Laliberte - 2009-08-15

5 :	Friends In High Places	15m	20	6 bolts Lower-off
	Stickclip. Starting on R is easier. Traversing under the bolt L adds a grade. Okay climbing on slippery rock. To anchors on the ledge on L. The only non-steep warmup here.
FA: Liam O'Dea - 1997-00-00

6 :	Gasoline Rainbow	15m	28	9 bolts Lower-off
	Amazing climbing which is never too hard, but quite continuous! Start at the top of FIHP. Three RBs to unique cave move. Thug R to jutting horn. Breach "slab" above moving L to find some harder moves. A traverse L, then finish on jugs. DUBB. Nine RBs. Lower-off into the ocean. Use 60m rope.
FA: Lee Cujes, JJ O'Brien - 2007-03-13

Project Will (closed)	??m	-	Unknown
Climbs the wall just to the left of CFT with the massive features. Ringbolted project, stay off.

7 :	Cleared For Takeoff	25m	26	11 bolts Lower-off
	Start up TDLW for two FH's, then trend slightly L up the ever steepening wall past some crazy looking horns. The top horn rings when you tap it!
FA: Simon Moses - 1998-00-00

Lee Cujes on Gasoline Rainbow. Photo Phil Box

8 :	The David Low Way	10m	18	Lower-off
	Like Woodridge, had a name change and a rebolt to hopefully generate more interest. As for the previous route then arc R across the slippery slab up R into the cave. You'll need a seconder to clean this route.
1997-00-00

9 :	La Cucaracha Airhorns	12m	25	Lower-off
	From the belay on TDLW, up and out.
FA: Gareth Llewellin - 2007-11-11

10 :	The Antipump	10m	27	Lower-off
	Start at the Nick graffiti. Four RBs then finish up BBaJ. One big boulder problem with every move a hardie. The slot in the roof can be damp after rain and is completely frictionless. Deserves much more attention!
FA: Frey Yule - 2007-00-00

11 :	Beer, Boobs And Jerky	13m	24	Lower-off
	Up into the steep little cave, then across left to a hard move to gain the protruding jugs. Motor up the very overhanging arete on killer shark-fin jugs. About 8 bolts. Needs rebolting.
1999-00-00

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Coolum Steep section topo

12 :	Sister Two Strokes (linkup)	20m	26	10 bolts
	Climb HLAFB to anchor, but dont clip it. Instead head sharply left untill you join into BBAJ. Finish up that. Have fun on the crazy upside down traverse.
FA: Frey Yule

13 :	Hung Like A Fruit Bat	8m	M0	5 bolts Lower-off
	Up the bulby horns out the roof to nice anchors (have been replaced). Feet more important than hands on this one. Ever so popular. The extension is Frey Yules project (see 13a in topo).
FA: Simon Moses - 1998-00-00

14 :	Three Men And A Ladder	12m	26	5 bolts Lower-off
	Starts a few metres right of Hung Like a Fruit Bat. Stick clip. Jump start, up, then across the roof and finish at HLAFB chains. Similar style to fruitbat, at a harder grade. Five RB's.
FA: Matt Eaton - 2007-00-00

15 :	A Kneebar Too Far	12m	29	6 bolts Lower-off
	Journey into Mats obsession. Ringbolts starting just R of TMAAL. Make sure you bring your Kneepads for this one. The possible direct start is Mats project (hard).
FA: Matt Eaton - 2007-00-00

16 :	Bring Back The Kneebar	15m	29	8 bolts Back-clean
	The highly anticipated first ascent has been made. Climb AKTF then keep going for another 3 bolts. Make sure you use long draws on AKTF if your trying this route. If you dont, the rope drag is just enough to make the end move easy.
FA: Mat Eaton - 2009-12-31

17 :	Esoteric Agenda (closed project)	22m	-	10 bolts Lower-off
	Futuristic ringbolted line. Mat Eatons 8 year project. One of the last remaining king lines.

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Coolum central section topo. Note several partially visible routes on left of shot are not indicated. The red circle indicates a large bee hive: worth avoiding.

18 :	Frey's Project ( Closed )	21m	-	12 bolts Lower-off
	Start with the crux of Evil. Then take a low traverse into a series of burly moves. Connect into Space Oddity and finish the climb.

20 :	Space Oddity	18m	29	9 bolts Lower-off
	Originally done with a batman to the first bolt and called Ground Control. Now the full route is done. Start up the first 3 bolts of Evil, then veer up and left for another 3 bolts before getting a weird ledge rest. A few more moves and your done.
FA: Matt Schimke - 2010-01-04

21 :	Evil Wears No Pants - verified	20m	30	11 bolts Lower-off
	The 70� overhung madness that rears above the walking track. Amazingly this was the first route to be equipped at Coolum (2 bolts); it was then extended another 2 bolts and attempted by various suitors over the next 15 years. In early 2008, Adam Donaghue refreshed the hardware & added two extensions, beginning both from a batman start on the U-bolt (Ground Control 28 going L and Major Tom 30 going straight up). Lee linked up the boulder problem start with Major Tom and Evil Wears No Pants was reborn as one of Queensland's 'King Lines'!
FA: Lee Cujes - 2008-07-06

Project Matt S Closed	20m	-	Unknown
Start up the first two bolts of Evil before heading right and up the blankish face. Closed

23 :	Bite The Hand That Feeds	20m	31	10 bolts Lower-off
	4m R of Evil Wears No Pants. Scoop, wall, and rearing overhang finale.
FA: Lee Cujes - 2010-02-09

	Twister	V3
	Start matched on the red heart hold on the left of the small cave, traverse left around the bend then finish by matching on the jug that Kapow starts on.
FA: Clint Westbrook, Oliver Rickford

	Kapow	V5
	Start at the right of small cave, On big jug. Work your way left until it is obvious to move into the cave. Finish on the red paint hold ( match for 2 seconds ).
FA: Elliot, Matt Schimke - 2008-00-00

	Squatting Frenchman - verified	V4
	Start in the roof under Kapow. Grab the lip and squat over to finishing at hueco.
FA: Antoine Moussette and Frey Yule - 2009-12-14

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Screaming Insanity section topo. Photo is looking steeply up - in fact the top roof is straight above the camera.

25 :	Frey's Megaline (closed project)	20m	-	8 bolts Lower-off
	Starting on the slopy madness, just to the right of small cave. This will either finish up Spoonman, or continue straight up. Closed.

Project Frey (closed)	??m	-	Unknown
Climbs the crack 5 metres to the left of Screaming start and just left of Direct Spoonman project.

26 :	Spoonman	20m	28	11 bolts Lower-off
	Bust out L from SI at 5th bolt. Great rock and good sequences have quickly made this popular at the grade. The direct start is Gareth's project (see 26a in the topo).
FA: Gareth Llewellin - 2007-00-00

27 :	Screaming Insanity - verified	15m	26	10 bolts Lower-off
	Really good climbing, with a hard bouldery start, loads of bolts. Must overhang about 8 metres. To clean, back-jump, then lower from mallion.
FA: Simon Moses - 2001-00-00

28 :	Screaming Spoonman (linkup)	19m	26	12 bolts Back-clean
	Up to anchor of SI (600mm sling), then head left on tricky slopers before joining into the last part of Spoonman. Actually climbs great!!
FA: Frey Yule - 2008-00-00

29 :	Wholly Calamity	20m	26	14 bolts Lower-off
	This is the extension to Screaming Insanity. No harder, just pumpier! Two more bolts keep the lactic levels up. First to 100 laps of this wins.
FA: Gareth Llewellin - 2007-03-23

30 :	Crouching Tiger, Hidden Climber	20m	26	12 bolts Lower-off
	Starting as for SI, step R on ramp and then blast the line above. Features one of the most frictionless and slopy holds on the cliff.
FA: Frey Yule - 2007-04-01

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Allan on Screaming Insanity. Photo Matt Schimke

31 :	Gonna Fly Now	30m	27	16 bolts Lower-off
	Climbs Crouching Tiger until you notice a series of horns on your right. Traverse diagonally up to reach the crux of Kept Man. Punch through the anchor (past the chains) till you reach Camp II.
FA: Antoine Moussette - 2009-12-20

32 :	Demolition Man	15m	24	9 bolts Rap-anchor
	Start with the boulder problem start of SI, and then ramble easily up R to belay on a cool ledge in a really good position ( a few climbs start here ). Also Possible at a more pleasant 18 with a batman start (aka Demolition Boy).
2001-00-00

33 :	Kept Man	7m	23	Lower-off Toprope
	Climb demolition man to access. Belayer can either belay from there, or the ground. Climb starts steeply directly above. Starts on a ring, then 4 hangers to shared anchor.
FFA: Brendan Leader - 2029-00-00

34 :	Smooth Criminals - verified	7m	24	5 bolts Lower-off Toprope
	Traverse right onto exposed arete from the anchor of Demolition Man. A couple of funky throws and your ready to clip the chain. Best to belay from the ground. Excellent rock!
FA: Matt Schimke - 2009-07-25

35 :	Gothic Architect - verified	7m	M1	7 bolts
	From Kept Man Belay station. Keep going and traverse into the massive roof. Finish at a picnic table ledge (aka camp III) over the lip.
FA: Phil Box - 2009-06-14

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Coolum Right Side topo. Note this view is looking steeply upwards. For perspective, refer to the free hanging ropes, and bear in mind that the Four Metres of Madness roof on the left of shot (route 36) is actually beyond horizontal.

36 :	Four Metres of Madness - verified	4m	29	5 bolts Back-clean
	Steepest route in Coolum. Start in back of cave R of SI. Stick clip first 2 bolts. Finish L of final bolt over the mantle.
FA: Mat Eaton - 2008-00-00

37 :	Separation Anxiety - verified	9m	28	5 bolts Lower-off
	Starting just to the right of cave, this route sure packs a punch. Ross has a variant finish to the right (closed project).
FA: Ross Ferguson - 2008-00-00

38 :	Gareth Project (closed) - verified	15m	-	7 bolts Lower-off
	Once sent it will do the crazy roof boulder problem start of Bloody Weapon, then trend diagonally left through steep territory to finish near the top of Demolition Man. Please keep off

	Flying Migrant - verified	V8
	A boulder problem on rope. Stick clip the first bolt of Bloody Weapon and burl through the crazy roof. Finishes on the massive jug level with the bolt.
FA: Sasa Juvan - 2009-12-18

39 :	Fire the Panzerschrek - verified	28m	29	17 bolts Lower-off
	Climb Bloody Weapon untill anchor, then veer left and finish up COD.
FA: Tom O'Halloran - 2010-00-00

40 :	Bloody Weapon	15m	29	10 bolts Back-clean
	Start under the roof left of WC. After that join into WOC and finish it. The red blood stains on the route from Sasa decided the name.
FA: Sasa Juvan - 2009-12-29

41 :	Weapon Of Choice	15m	28	9 bolts Back-clean
	The line starting at ground level, 10m L of the R end of cave. Stick-clip the very high first ringbolt. Very gymnastic climbing on positive holds.
FA: Gareth Llewellin - 2007-00-00

42 :	Call of Duty	28m	28	16 bolts Lower-off
	Take a deep breath at the last kneebar of Weapon of choice. Instead of clipping the anchor, take the bulging arete and work your way left and up. You'll find yourself in an exposed position. Finish on the Smooth Criminals arete. On the FA, JJ skipped the last 2 bolts.
FA: J.J. O'Brien - 2009-08-08

43 :		Afterburner (closed)	34m	-	16 bolts Lower-off

44 :	Caught By The Fuzz	10m	25	3 bolts Back-clean
	Starts 3 metres left of CH. Small roof leads to easy top.
FA: Gareth Llewellin

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Matt Schimke on Call of Duty. Photo Oliver Rickford

45 :	Horny Fuzz (linkup)	11m	24	Back-clean
	Start as per Crazy Horny till fourth bolt ( Long sling ), then move sharply left to the second bolt of CBTF, finish up this. If you continue into WOC and finish that, you have climbed Caught With A Horny Weapon (26). And if you continue up the COD arete, you have climbed Big Boy, Big Problems (27). All routes are mega pumpy and good quality.
FA: Matt Schimke

46 :	Crazy Horny	10m	25	Lower-off
	Popular. Bouldery start then steep thuggery. The horn sadly broke changing the sequence. Many a persons first 25.
FA: Gareth Llewellin

47 :	Frey's Link	10m	25	9 bolts Lower-off
	Climb Crazy Horny to anchor on Full Metal Traverse via a 2 bolt link-up. Actually involves downclimbing. A better finish
FA: Frey Yule - 2008-00-00

48 :	Horny Anatomy (linkup) - verified	17m	26	12 bolts Back-clean
	Climb Crazy Horny into Frey's Link (to the anchors of FMT - 600mm sling), but keep going over the block and finish up Grazed Anatomy.
FA: Frey Yule - 2008-05-25

49 :	Ross Project (closed)	??m	-	5 bolts Lower-off
	The line Left of True North on Rb's.

50 :	True North	17m	29	10 bolts Back-clean
	Start 3m L of Grazed Anatomy at ringbolts. Throw, pinch and scream for 3 bolts. After that you join into Grazed Anatomy.
FA: Frey Yule - 2009-01-27

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Frey on Grazed Anatomy. Photo Matt Schimke

51 :	Grazed Anatomy	15m	27	9 bolts Back-clean
	Climb FMT past four bolts, then up past another five. At last bolt, mantle lip of cave and stand on top triumphant.
FA: Lee Cujes - 2008-00-00

52 :	Full Metal Traverse	8m	27	7 bolts Back-clean
	Traverse lip on bouldery moves. Mind the third clip.
FA: Frey Yule - 2007-00-00

53 :	Has It Got A Chevy Motor?	12m	24	7 bolts Lower-off Toprope
	Start just to the left of Yoink. By far the most popular route at the crag. Now rebolted. If you go left before the anchor and join into GA, its called Who Grazed My Chevy? (25).
FA: Gareth Llewellin

54 :	Yoink	12m	24	6 bolts Lower-off Toprope
	On the very R end of the cave. Climb crack on RBs to wacky "rest". Continue through the steep stuff to shared anchor.
FA: Vickie Moses - 1998-00-00

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The Cave. Photo Jeremy Goble

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